Walk up to a screen · press E to open it · everything is the real desk
W A S D move · ↑↓ look · SPACE jump · E open screen · ESC close
SCREENSAMPLE DATA — not live
Start here · the whole thing in 60 seconds
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Connect your wallet
One connection, no delegation, no deposit.
We never hold your funds — there is no account here to top up and nothing to
withdraw. Every action is a transaction you sign yourself, and you can walk away at
any point without asking us for anything back.
2
Mint your token
Name, ticker, supply, and an icon if you have one.
It goes out in one signature: the mint is created, the supply lands in
your wallet, and the mint and freeze authorities are revoked in the same
transaction — so nobody, us included, can ever print more of it or freeze yours.
3
Choose how it launches
Launch with a curve — tradable the moment it
exists. Buyers push the price up a bonding curve, so you supply no liquidity and put
up no capital of your own.
Just mint — the full supply goes to your wallet and
nothing else happens. No market is created: until you
seed a pool yourself, nobody can buy or sell it. Pick this only if that is the plan.
4
Graduation
If a curve fills, the token graduates — it
closes to new buys while selling back into the curve stays open. Migration of the
collected SOL and remaining supply into a real DEX pool is not built yet
like any other token. That is the moment everyone on the floor sees, and it is the only
moment we take a success fee.
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What it costs
0.1 SOL to mint, plus about $0.70 of Solana rent that the network charges
for the accounts themselves.
A 2 SOL refundable stake is a design intent and is not built — nothing collects it
and nothing refunds it today. The idea is that putting something on this floor costs you
something if you abandon it. 1.5 SOL success fee, charged at migration once a pool actually exists — never from your pocket.
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What we never take
A cut of your trading
volume. We charge a flat fee to mint and a flat fee when a launch succeeds. We earn
nothing extra when your holders churn, so there is no version of this where we make more
money by making your token worse to hold.
Walk up to any screen and press E to open it.
M silences everything, K the world sounds, L the music.
THE MINT launch your token
Reserve your name on other chains
Hold the ticker everywhere, deploy when there's demand. One chain carries the
supply and the curve — the rest are reservations until you expand.
non-custodial — supply lands in your wallet, authorities revoked
Minting is real. Curve trading is still simulated. With a wallet connected, “Create token” sends a real transaction and the token exists on chain. Buying into a curve does not: the bonding-curve program is deployed on devnet but nothing here is wired to it yet, so any curve figure on a row is a simulation held in this browser.
JUST MINTED fresh launches
Rows marked SAMPLE ship with the page. Rows marked LOCAL are ones you created in this browser. Buy advances a real constant-product bonding curve — the maths is the real thing, the fill is simulated and no money moves.
THE WALL featured placement
PAID PLACEMENT — these projects bought this slot. It is advertising, not
vetting. We have not reviewed them, and their presence here says nothing about whether they
are any good.
Buy a slot
Flat rate for a fixed run — never a share of anyone's volume. Slots are
capped so the wall stays worth looking at.
Mint something first — you can only feature your own tokens.
Local preview — no payment is taken and nothing leaves this browser.
WATCHLIST what you're tracking
Your watchlist is stored in this browser and survives a reload.
YOUR BAGS holdings · cost · P&L
Cost basis is what you actually paid into each curve, so P&L here is
real arithmetic on simulated fills. Reading a live wallet needs a same-origin RPC proxy —
this page's CSP blocks direct chain calls by design.
Jack in · connect a wallet · we never hold funds
Connecting lets this floor read your address so your launches and holdings
follow you between visits. That is all it does.
There is no account here
Nothing to deposit, nothing to withdraw, no delegated session and no
permission for us to move anything. Every action — minting, buying into a curve — is a
transaction you sign at the moment you take it, and you can close the tab mid-way with
nothing left behind.
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